The Tails of Dick Lickerman

Oh FUCK ME…

grigoryrasputin — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:37:29 +0000

What a self-important bastard…

They will fail. Your Curmudgeon has said it.

And what the fuck is this?

You are only allowed to post comments every 300 seconds.

Why? Because your crapass blog might go viral? Better water-cool that server before those two comments burn it out…

A Little Musical Interlude…

grigoryrasputin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:03:37 +0000

for all you bloggers out there while you rummage around in your wives’ purses looking for your gonads. Enjoy!

More Of A Man…

grigoryrasputin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:55:38 +0000

than some bloggers I know.

Tales of Hoffmann…

grigoryrasputin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:40:53 +0000

Looking around…noticing that something is distinctly lacking in the atmosphere…I’m not generally a fine wine and cigar type of person, but if I expect my erudite ruminations to have any chance of going viral, I think this place needs a little…je ne sais quoi. Enjoy this barcarolle, gentle reader (that’s you).

Where Are Your Balls?

grigoryrasputin — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:35:05 +0000

Oh, they must be otherwise occupied or you would have answered my e-mail.